CAPTAIN SUICIDE
(Marco)
He tried to hang himself
But his rope was too weak
Then he tried to shoot himself
But his gun was antique
The he tried to use a train
But the train was late
So he thought about his life
And his life was great
They call him Captain Suicide
Sice the day he finally died
They call him Captain Suicide
Since the day he finally died
He tried to drown himself
But it was low tide
Then he tried to get eaten
But the eaters had died
Then he tried to get cancer
But he's got no mobile phone
Can anybody help him?
He's tried all methods he'd known
They call him Captain Suicide
Sice the day he finally died
They call him Captain Suicide
Since the day he finally died
It happened this afternoon
It was just like in a cartoon
It was surprising
But now he's dead
A piano fell on his head
They call him Captain Suicide
And today he finally died
They call him Captain Suicide
And today he finally died
They call him Captain Suicide
And today he finally died
They call him Captain Suicide
And today he finally died
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