ARBITRARY LAWYER
(Marco)

He had it coming
He had it coming to him

He was a liar
Now he's on fire
Guess who's gonna win

She had it coming
She had it coming to her

She was a cheater
And now
My cheetah's eatin' her

If you wanna lie to me
Go on and try
And then we'll see
If I'm mild I'll let you choose what it will be

They had it coming
They had it coming to them

They were malicious
And then delicious
Ask man-eater-ma'am

You had it coming
You had it coming to you

You were so tasteless
And now you are the taste of my homebrew

If you wanna lie to me
Go on and try
And then we'll see
If I'm mild I'll let you choose what it will be
If I'm mild I'll let you choose what it will be

If you wanna lie to me
Go on and try
And then we'll see
If I'm mild I'll let you choose what it will be
If I'm mild I'll let you choose what it will be
If I'm mild I'll let you choose what it will be

The arbitrary lawyer
That is me